St. Patrick’s Day 2014 Dirty Limerick

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St. Patrick’s Day 2014 Dirty Limerick
By: Linda A. Long

There was a young lady from the city
She roared like a tiger
And purred like a kitty
The men adored her
Because was loose
While the women were
Jealous of her fabulous caboose
She was rumored to
Go to work commando
All the boys noticed
Especially Fernando
He was a horny sailor
From down under
She was hoping he was
Her new boy toy “boy wonder”
Up against the wall
Of bar they had foreplay
When suddenly the police
Showed up to their dismay
They had a warrant to
Arrest Fernando
He was a sexual deviant
From Orlando
As the Police whisked
Him away
The a Police Captain
Ask the young lady
For a roll in the hay
She quickly followed him
To his Police car
And that’s when things
Got a little bizarre
The tough strong
Police captain wore lace panties
And like to sing
Sea shanties
The moral of the story
Is a tale old as time
Don’t get caught committing
A vice crime
(C) 2014 Linda A. Long – All Rights Reserved
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Note: I used the same photo as last year. I usually only use art on my blog. But I couldn’t find Irish themed erotic art:-)

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3 Responses to St. Patrick’s Day 2014 Dirty Limerick

  1. basdenleco says:

    Hi Linda,
    Just going to bed (nearly midnight in Sydney) and your post came in as I was closing down.
    The ditty cracked me right up after a rather frustrating day trying to collaborate in a MOOC.
    Thank you blossom for your mastery, humorous bent and subliminal eroticism.

  2. It took a while to write this. I wasn’t feeling it. And my rhyming wasn’t flowing. But then it kicked in. Glad it gave you a giggle.

    What’s a MOOC?

  3. basdenleco says:

    A MOOC is a multiple online open course usually offered by higher educational institutes at no charge.

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